Reality television

I was driving Evie home from a birthday party last weekend, and about halfway home we had a conversation that still finds me smiling about it nearly a week later.

Evie: Dad?

Patto: Yeah miss?

E: Do you think we're on television?

P: ... Do you mean do I think you and I are on television? Or do you think that everyone in the world is on television?

E: Everyone in the world!

P: ...

P: If everyone in the world was on television, who would be left to watch the show?

E: Giants!