Hello, I'm Patto

I'm an Aussie who previously lived in the UK but has returned home, working as a Solution Architect at Virgin Australia.

I used to be a consultant at PA Consulting and a sales automation consultant (specialising in Oracle CPQ and Salesforce) at Pierce Washington before that. I'm also a recovering PHP developer, lapsed amateur photographer, married to the lovely and talented Claudia, and perpetually exhausted father to 3 beautiful daughters.

Warning! This site may contain traces of terrible dad jokes and other puns. Proceed at your own risk.


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