Well, have made it to Auckland without incident. Nothing much really to report, except that I must have gotten out of bed looking more shifty than usual today - 3 times through security, 3 times patted down.
Qantas Club continues to save my life - the idea of starting the next leg without having had a shower is too terrible to contemplate...
Anyway, time to start reading up on the Spanish phrase book - if I can say hello to customs in their native language, I'll call it a result.
Can you say “my hovercraft is full of eels?”
¿Holà qué tal ? 😉
You must have been looking good not shifty. Question: all male or female security patters or a mixer of both?
May also have subliminal messages instead of remembering ‘Pat-ter-son’ they are thinking ‘pat-this-one’.
Personally I’d stick with the theory that you were looking good – nothing to do with you smelling of eels when you alite your hovercraft!
You were probably looking good not shifty. Question: were the security patters all male, female or a mix of both?
It may have been subliminal messaging seeing ‘Pat-ter-son’ and thinking ‘Pat-this-one’. (never let the facts get in the way of a good story or at least a vague theory).
I’d stick with the theory you were looking good – and that it had nothing to do with you smelling of eels when you alited your hovercraft!